Duc Nonsense
What does he make out of potatoes?
POTATO CLOCKS
What does teacher always forget?
The computer password
Which gnomes are the best type of gnomes?
Balcony Gnomes
Whats the difference between burrow and borrow?
You dont borrow a body, you burrow it.
What is canned, rotten and fermented and smells worse than Mam Tom?
Fish (Surstromming)
What is his nickname?
Germany!
What does teacher never seem to be able to match? (Except for today!)
Socks
What is an ornithologist?
Birdscientist!
What is as spindoctor?
Someone who changes a news story to fit their point of view.
What did the vikings do?
Burn churches in England. And stuff.
What does he always reply to yes or no questions?
Maybbbeeee
Why is teacher always talking about food?
He never eats breakfast
Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Whats the difference between Dutch and Deutsch?
Dutch is the language in Netherlands, Deutsch is German for German.
Who is the best football player in the world?
What do you get if you add a K?
Duck
Teachers favorite Kpop group?
Momoland
What is teachers theory about the kidnapped man in the book?
What does sick and house put together mean in Swedish?
Hospital
Which country does Norway, Denmark and Finland rightfully belong to?
Sweden
Quak?
Quack!
How many bands did teacher play in?
Two
Did you do anything fun this week?
Teacher said prosit when someone sneezed in the beginning of the class. Which language is that from?
Latin
Who is the best Swede? Minus points if you answer Zlatan or PewDiePie
Teacher, of course