Riddles 1
What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs?
A Penny
Result of a sunburn
Redskins
Popular kids meal at McDonald's
Nuggets
Which two people stole cheesecake from their neighbors?
Chandler and Rachel
Tom's height is 6 foot. He is an assistant at a butcher shop and wears size 12's. What does he weigh?
Meat
Can you name three consecutive days without using Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, Tomarrow
Getting ready for a vacation involves this.
Packers
How a rabbit appears out of a top hat
Magic
How many divorces does Ross have?
Three
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15 MPH to the west, where would the apple fall?
Down
What has many keys but can't open a single door?
A Piano
Something a president can veto.
Bills
To finish a marathon, one must do this
Pacers
Who said it. "Someone needs to take my 9' O Clock 'cause it like 9:15 and I'm not there."
Phoebe
Two cops walk into a room with no windows and found a dead guy, who obliviously hung himself from the ceiling. Though they can't figure out how. There was a puddle of water on the floor and there is no chair or table for him to jump off of. How did he do it?
He stood on a block of ice until it melted
A cowboy rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town on Sunday. How is this possible?
He rode on a horse and that horse was named Sunday.
Edgar Allan Poe's famous poem.
Ravens
When you barely hit something
Knicks
Double Jeopardy
True or False When Phoebe was a child she used to run away from Satan
I am born of water but when I return to water, I die. What am I?
Ice
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
The Dictionary
U.S. national emblem
Eagles
(Prisoner's room) + (Clock that goes __ tock)
Celtics
Scotch on the rocks with a twist was who's favorite drink?
Monica
What is never hungry at a Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed