drivin to the dump
you look at the top of the trash hill and find chicken flavored nail polish, What “finger-lickin’ good” company piloted a chicken-flavoured nail polish?
kFC
a stupid bear is chasing you, what do you do?
you are in a museum, so grab the antlers out of that one shoplifting tourists change purse and impale the stuffed bear statue because deep down under that rough exterior you know that you are the stupid bear.
What was a 13.5-carat diamond used for on the Pioneer 2 space probe to Venus in 1978?
are you asking me?
how many grooves are there on the edge of a quarter?
119 WHAT? i have a lot of spare time
is it awesome?
No stupid, its incredible
if you punch yourself in the face and cry are you weak or strong?
neither
In Tennessee it is illegal to drive if you are what?
asleep
name a color that starts with "e"
what is "echidna"
In a 2010 study, people found more mistakes when they marked essays with a pen of what colour?
red
What was the name of Smokey the Bear's mate?
goldie
what comes after 3
7,467,406,283,758
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
in order to ________you must pretend to be asleep
fall asleep
The Average American does what 22 times a day?
Opens Fridge
yes?
no
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
in a shallow grave because you are a stupid bear
pants?
no, shirt dummy
Which magazine declared bankruptcy in the early 1990s?
sucsess
WHAT HERO LEAVES THE MESSAGE "KRONOS" TO BE FOUND BY MR. INCREDIBLE?
gazer beam
i bet that you can't stick your tounge out and hold your breath at the same time
haha now you look like a stupid bear
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time, because the wall is already built.
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
fire
what time is tomorrow?
12:00
naaaaasssssaaaaavvvvviinnnniiiaaaaSIMBA
Here comes a lion, father/Oh yes it’s a lion."