Capitals
Richmond
What it Virginia?
Just remember, if you screw this up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit outta Hong Kong.
What is "Top Gun?'?
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
What is "Cheers"?
She grew up in an Indiana town had a good lookin' momma who never was around, but she grew up tall and she grew up right with them Indiana boys on an Indiana night.
What is "Mary Jane's last Dance" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers?
Pierre
What is South Dakota?
That's what I love about the high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
What is "Dazed and Confused"?
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' tossed salad and scrambled eggs
What is "Frasier"?
Got nothing against a big town still hayseed enough to say look who's in the big town.
What is "Small Town" by John "Cougar" Mellencamp.
Augusta
What is Maine?
She made me who I am and holding her in my arms was more natural to me than my own heartbeat.
What is "The Notebook?"
Hangin' out down the street. The same old thing we did last week. Not a thing to do but talk to you
What is "That 70's Show"?
She's got eyes of the bluest sky, as if they thought of rain, I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain.
What is "Sweet Child O'Mine" by Guns N Roses.
Salem
There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.
What is "Smokey and the Bandit"?
Schlemile, Schlemozzle, Hausenfeffer Incorporated.
What is "Laverene and Shirly"?
They told him don't you ever come around here don't want to see your face, you better disappear the fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
What is "Beat It" by Michael Jackson?
Charleston
What is West Virginia?
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you got going on here, but let me give you a tip; I'm a sure thing.
What is "Pretty Woman"?
Fish don't fry in the kitchen, a beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill.
What is "The Jeffersons"?
Black bandana, sweet Louisiana Robbin' on a bank in the state of Indiana.
What is "Dani California" by Red Hot Chili Peppers?