Albert
Objects that Albert drops to assert his dominance
What are contact lenses?
There is no difference between a ___ and a human being
What is a rock?
His wallet holds many of these items
What are credit cards?
Name of the company he currently works for
What is LLNL?
The type of medium that he creates and shares with us, usually causing laughter
What are memes?
Commonly ordered by him through the world wide web, then subsequently left in the living room
What are Amazon packages?
His drink of choice during college
What is Jack Daniel's?
The airline that he flies the most frequently
What is Southwest?
His sister's original CS login username
What is only a creep would know that answer?
The name of his neglected bear
What is Bosco?
Where most of his food goes
What is Albert's balcony?
There is no such thing as ____
What is free will?
His meat cut of choice
What is tritip?
Material that his bed is made from
What is concrete? (styrofoam acceptable)
5-Letter word, starting with B, that he commonly uttered for a period of time
What is babon?
4-letter word beginning with C, most accurately describing his alter-ego
What is Chad?
The length of time a discussion/argument usually lasts with him
What is indefinite?
Word that describes him during D&D games
What is absent/not there?
This item was thrown onto his bed by Aaron after incessant incest jokes
What is soda?
Name of his sister
What is Felicity?
The exam that he accidentally slept through, may or may not have had his AirPods in
Legend has it that this food item is still frozen in the back of the freezer in San Diego
What is frozen yogurt?
Phrase: "Jo Momma"; Who: Aaron