Businesses of Pawnee
Grab some waffles at this restaurant, Leslie Knope's favorite!
JJ's Diner
Avoid the gophers on the shortest track in the game, which is the second race of the Mushroom cup
Moo Moo Farm
This speedster is considered the flagship character for SEGA
Sonic the Hedgehog
Ginger beer, lime, vodka
Moscow Mule
He ain't afraid of no goats! This famous Cubs fan was born in Evanston in 1950.
You may want to avoid this restaurant's Child Size soda, which is roughly the size of a liquified two year old child.
Paunch Burger
The second longest track, you may want to jump a few walls to make this race shorter
Wario Stadium
This character made is video games debut in the Super Nintendo racing game F-Zero
Captain Falcon
Orange peel, sugar, bitters, whiskey
Old Fashioned
Raised in the Chicago suburbs, this actor's first credited appearance was for Rudy, and is often seen alongside Owen Wilson.
Vince Vaughn
This premiere, high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate didn't last long, but went out with a bang with their End of the World Celebration Party
Entertainment 720
This "Raceway" is the last track in the Flower cup
Mario Raceway
The antagonist of the Legend of Zelda series, he appears as in his Gerudo form for Super Smash Bros.
Ganondorf
Dry vermouth, gin, garnish with an olive
Martini
This A-team member and Rocky III star was the youngest of 12 children and grew up in the south side.
Mr. T
Try some of Tom Haverford's "Juice" at Pawnee's sickest nightclub
Snakehole Lounge
Bring a coat and avoid the frigid temperatures on this track, the second in the Star Cup
Sherbet Land
Marth and Roy debuted in Super Smash Bros. Melee, and were stars in this popular Japanese series, which originally were not released in the United States
Fire Emblem
Mint, lime, simple syrup, club soda, rum
Mojito
A legendary SNL cast member and close friend of Dan Aykroyd, this Chicago native unfortunately died of a drug overdose at the age of 33
John Belushi
If you find yourself in a burger cook-off, you may want to visit this favorite Ron Swanson store, which aptly names what products they carry
Food and Stuff
You may want to drink your beer during the jump on this track, the first in the Special Cup
DK Jungle Parkway
The best of the Mario Kart 64 racers, this character's first appearance was as Mario and Luigi's sidekick in Super Mario World
Yoshi
Sweet vermouth, Campari, Gin
Negroni
It belongs in a museum! This Chicago-born actor may want some artifacts from his adventures in one of Chicago's many museums
Harrison Ford