Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the war room.
President Merkin Muffley - Dr. Strangelove: Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Oh I am taking responsibility. And it is up to me, to get rid of the curse, that hit Meredith, with my care. I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious.
Michael Scott - The Office
North by Northwest, Vertigo, Rope
Alfred Hitchcock
"I look around and I realize. God left this place a long time ago."
Blood Diamond
2010
"I am big. Its the pictures that got small."
Norma Desmond - Sunset Boulevard
I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up.
George Costanza - Seinfeld
The Departed, Taxi Driver, Gangs of New York
Martin Scorsese
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
Anton Chigur - No Country for Old Men
1997
“Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious” - The Simpsons
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Cool Hand Luke
Look at Planck's Constant. People say it's arbitrary. It could not be less arbitrary. If it varied even slightly, life as we know it would not exist. Bam! Now, now, let's reconsider the entire argument, but with entropy reversed and effect preceding cause, so you are thinking of a universe that's not expanding from the centre, no, it is retreating from a, from a possibility space. Bam! This is a space where we are all essentially Alice through the looking glass, standing in front the Red Queen, and we're being offered a cracker to quench our thirst. Bam!
Sheldon Cooper - The Big Band Theory
O Brother Where Art Thou, Fargo, Burn After Reading
Joel and Ethan Cohen
No more runin'. I aim to misbehave.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds - Serenity
2001
Once More, with Feeling - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Terry - On the Waterfront
Hey friend's lovers mothers and other strangers, You're never gonna believe what happened to me! Oh my gosh did you see that. I almost did a half nelson. I almost bruised my delicates, my delicates, my domo orgagatos mr tomatoes. Huge News! I am met, are ready for this, mr. right. Well mr. right now anyways. bu da bump goodnight folks I'm here all week. He works over at the jumpin java, you know that new coffee shop on 72nd, and his name Paul. And he cute with a capital Q. And the busier it gets the hotter he gets, and the hotter he gets the sweatier he gets, and the sweatier he gets I forgot where I'm going with this. But the point is me likey he and he likey me, and the best part is shazaam! He gives me free iced coffee every time I go in, which is every hour on the hour thank you very much and occasionally on the half hour ba da da da da pfft.
Jack Macfarland - Will & Grace
Out of Sight, Traffic, Erin Brokavich
Steven Soderbergh
They call me, Mr. Tibbs.
Virgil - In the Heat of the Night
2007
"Everything Comes Down to Poo" My Musical - Scrubs
"Oswald I'm a man."
"Well, nobody's perfect."
Some Like It Hot
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
Some Like it Hot, Sunset Boulevard, The Apartment
Billy Wilder
"Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative."
Scream
2011
"Baby Boomer Santa" Regional Holiday Christmas - Community