Rhyme Time
After a very loooonnngggng session with a student, she had one of these on her face.
What is a Brown frown?
If Gomez, Morticia and Lurch were in ISS with this guy, he'd feel right at home.
Who is Bill Adams Family?
Can't you see our own Paul Swaim skipping school, stealing a ferrari, and getting away with it!
What is Ferris Bueller's Day off?
Kelly Ferretti, Jess Price, and Matt Osborn in his senior picture.
Who has great hair?
If you are here at GMHS, you will hear kids yell in a dazed and confused way, "Headshot! Doesn't count!"
Where is the gymnasium?
Sitting through this person's Math class may make you yawn.
What is a Corr bore?
This secretary doesn't take cash or checks.
Who is Suzanne Credit card?
This Motley Crue (Francis, Frangules, Collins and Gibbs) probably got suspended in school for doing this.
What is "Smokin' in the Boys Room"?
Kerry (Donovan) Lee, Kristin Kennedy, Scott DuBois, and Ryan Browner
Who had Mrs. Husak, Mr. Daron, and Mrs. Pittella for teachers at GMHS school...yes, we are old?
If you are here in GMHS, you will hear a teacher (or maybe Beyonce) singing,"If you're going to hand your work in...put your name on it, uh uh oh, oh, oh oh".
Where is Christine Fogarty's class?
This person's Math class may make you want to drink one of these on a Friday afternoon...or everyday.
What is a Cyr beer?
These puppet pals from Sesame Street have nothing on this custodian.
Who is Bert and Ernie DeFazio?
Spicoli ordering pizza to be delivered to class in this movie sounds a lot like Ted Schruender ordering pizza for his classes.
What is Fast Times At Ridgemont High?
Cassie Murray, Veronica Schaefer, Charlotte Battle, none of which had lightning bolts.
Who was a part of the teacher lip sync champion team?
If you are here in GMHS, you might hear someone say,"Ask Cheryl O'Leary, she'll know".
Where is anywhere in the school?
This person's Science class may make you sick.
What is Duke puke?
This Digital Art teacher would not be caught dead playing this game with the PE people!
Who is Martha dodgeball?
In this movie, take Jack Black out, insert Eric Blackman...just as good!
What is School of Rock?
The lunch ladies, Traci Brousseau (the caf bookkeeper), and Sean Riley...on a regular basis.
Who gets yelled at for sending out "owed money" emails for lunches?
If you are here in GMHS, you might hear, "Nice "dungaree" jacket, the eighties called!"
Where is the 7th grade hallway? (Specifically near Mrs. Pittella's class, but anybody anywhere is fair game for that comment.)
This person's ELA class may leave you with needing a shower.
What dirty Gearty?
With a name like hers, this Art teacher could be a guest speaker in AP Anatomy and Physiology.
Who is Deb Gray's Anatomy?
This movie, modern day, would include cast members like: playing "the athlete", Shareef Kotb; playing "the criminal" Brian Masys"; playing "the princess" Kelly Ferretti, playing "the brain" Sondra Kelley; playing "the basket case" Sherri Pittella; and playing herself, "the assistant principal" Maria Lysen.
What is the Breakfast Club?
This KISS loving PE teacher, our blond physicist, a once "daily uniform" wearing MS teacher.
Who are a small sampling of our teachers with alliterative names (Dave Daron, Cerise Cauthron, Deb Difruscio)? Care to guess how many total teacher names like this we have???
If you are here in GMHS, you might hear, "Ah-Bay-Say-Day-OO-Ef-Ga"!"
Where is Madame Hayes' classroom?