Many Names of Matt
This slimy invertebrate was a parental favorite nickname for Matt from age 7 to present
What is Slug
This is Matt's favorite food of all time
What is stuffing
Matt has recently stated his intention to adopt this inadvisable hairstyle also made popular by Billy Ray Cyrus
What is the Full Mullet
Matt famously set the bar too high while dating this ex by buying her an engraved picture frame and a coach wallet for their first Christmas
Who is Laura
Matt was a pop sensation with this Aaron Carter classic
What is "Girl You Shine"
This ironic nickname was often applied to Matt after his epic growth spurt + weight loss.
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones is Matt's least favorite Star Wars movie. But he regards this line from that movie as one of his all-time favorites.
Matt notoriously had this hairstyle from the eighth grade through much of high school
What is The Shwoop. We will also accept The Shaggy or The JBiebs
While Matt never dated this woman, the entire family was devastated to hear that it was not meant to be
Who is Natalie
A true quarantine hero, Matt bravely resisted this dare, deciding to instead have his ear pierced
What is get a tatoo
Ice Age character Sid is the best known of this species, which is also a Mom-favorite nickname for Matt.
Sloth (we will also accept Giant Sloth)
What is Spiderman
Matt first began to maintain his beard during this year. Reviews were "Patchy" and "Is that a chin strap?"
What is 2015- Senior Year of High School
This is the only ex that Matt ever said was marriage material
Who is Claire Vanderpot
Matt regards this Boston site of some his greatest and worst feats in college
What is Ned's
Matt's has long coveted this title, which shares its name with this particularly strong kind of Natty.
What is Darty Daddy
Matt re-reads this favorite childhood series every single year
What is Eragon/Inheritance
Matt recently attempted to fashion his hair after this beloved action movie hero. Thankfully he decided to forego the leather jacket.
What is Neo
Who are Brett and Nev
Matt famously hustled Dad by waiting until this date to begin drinking, so that he could go on a trip to Ireland
This was Matt's first nickname, provided by yours truly.
Urgent Matthew
These are the ingredients of "the Clogger"
What are potato bun, stuffing, sausage, gravy. We will also accept bread or bagel.
Matt briefly adopted this hair style in solidarity with his teammates while playing Masco soccer
What is the worst mohawk ever
This ex urinated on herself in a desperate journey from a bus to an airport bathroom
Who is Brooke
Matt's first love was not a high school sweetheart, but a beauty named "Zoe" who was what.
A Volkswagon GTI