The atrocity Clem painted on Jonny's face at Nutford Carnival...
What is the poo emoji aka blackface?
What is a slice of toast?
The age differences between Nacho and Lou (rounded to the next full year)...
What is 3 years?
The venue WGF was thrown out of for smoking...
What is Phonox?
The extremely original and safe pseudonym Lukas uses when he engages in a drug deal...
What is Luke?
The ingenious tactic Niall employed to cover-up a BBQ-burnt spot of grass...
What is put more grass on top of it?
The title of the book that refers to a drug called Soma...
What is Brave New World?
The number of tube stops it takes to get from Tinsley Road to UCL...
What is 8?
(Whitechapel, Aldgate East, Liverpool Street, Moorgate, Barbican, Farringdon, Kings X, Euston Sq)
The flavour(s) of ice cream WGF would pick if he got two scoops...
What is two scoops of pistachio?
This person missed their flight from Dublin because they drunkenly fell asleep at the airport...
Who is John?
The tube station where David famously woke up without any recollection of how he got there...
The "romantic" meal Filippo cooked for Julia (and others) at Tinsley Road...
What is red wine polenta and liver?
The number of countries that members of the squad moved to for their year abroad...
What is 4?
(Russia, Italy, Spain, France)
The name, colour, and type of stuffed animal that has been WGF's loyal companion since childhood...
What is a brown dig named Ginger?
The name of the venue where a pickpocketer threatened to follow Sofia home...
What is the Alibi?
The theme of the 2015 Nutford boat party...
What is the 70s?
The names of the first three people to enter Tinsley Road – in chronological order...
Who is Jueni, Filippo, and Clem?
What is 9?
(Lukas, Sofia, Nacho, Filippo, Jueni, Astrid, Florian, Cem, Clem)
The sport WGF "played" in high school...
What is field and track?
This person attended a Tinsley Halloween party in a rented full bear costume...
Who is Robert's brother?
The names of the people who ended up at the Portico steps after the final first-year night out...
Who is Lukas, Sofia, Nacho, Elena, Will, Florian, Filippo, Johnny (Skilling), and Jueni?
The spelling of my real name...
What is Phuong Duyen Tran?
The number of all squad members' younger siblings combined...
What is 11?
Lukas (1), Sofia (1), Elena (2), Jueni (1), Iris (2), Will (1), Nacho (1), Oscar (2)
The names of WGF's squad romantic interests – in chronological order...
What is Elena, Clem, and Ines?
The names of the three people who famously engaged in a three-way make-out sesh at the club...
Who is Mandeep, Robert, and Matthew?