Soccer
You can touch a soccer ball with your head, feet, and chest, but NOT with these (unless you're the goalkeeper).
What are your hands?
This the long part of a gun.
What is the barrel?
In Maryland, it's the age you get your driver's license.
What is 16?
The Harry Potter series.
Who is JK Rowling?
This gas give soda its bubbles.
What is carbon dioxide?
Jolly BAD! This country hasn't won a World Cup since 1966!
What is England?
You know what a trigger is but you may not know this name of the metal loop that encases it.
What is a trigger guard?
A dozen means 12. A "baker's" dozen means this. Maybe the baker wanted you to have an extra donut.
What is 13?
Point B.
Who is dad?
In America, the most popular hot dog condiment is NOT ketchup but rather this.
Is your ball out of air? Better grab a pump and do this to it.
What is inflate it?
Gun violence is the second leading cause of death among children in this country, which really ought to know better.
What is the USA?
At this age, you are legally allowed to live by yourself. But I suspect you won't have enough rent money to pull it off.
What is 18?
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.
Who is Jeff Kinney?
These hostess treats are not topped with traditional frosting but rather with something called granache. But don't worry; the little white squiggle across the top lets you know it's still tasty.
What are cupcakes?
This country's men's team has never won the World Cup, with their best finish (3rd) coming 90 years ago. Its women's team has won it four times.
What is the USA?
David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez became fierce anti-gun advocates after their friends were killed at school in this, the southernmost continental US state.
What is Florida?
Going by the MPAA's suggestions, you should not watch an R-rated movie until you are this age.
What is 17?
The Giving Tree.
Who is Shel Silverstein?
Oddly enough, "pomme frites" are one European country's name for this, the most popular side dish in America.
What are french fries?
While on vacation, all of you saw the construction of the new stadium for THIS Major League Soccer city's second team.
What is LA?
I got "two tickets to the gun show" when I flex these muscles.
What are biceps?
French hero Joan of Arc was burned at the stake at just this age.
What is 19?
Oh The Places You'll Go!
Who is Dr. Seuss?
Arby's has the meats, but is best known for serving sandwiches with this roast meat.
What is beef?