Bad Book Summaries
Underprivileged girl wins contest.
What is The Hunger Games?
Stockholm syndrome works.
What is Beauty and the Beast?
Cigar
What is Spanish?
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
Who is Abraham Lincoln?
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove
Boring field trip turns into '50s beach party.
What is Lord of the Flies?
Girl has to pretend she's a man to be taken seriously.
What is Mulan?
Cartoon
What is Italian?
Who is Donald Trump?
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
Boy millionaire abandons family.
What is Harry Potter?
A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters.
What is Shrek?
Safari
What is Arabic?
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
Who is Albert Einstein?
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31
Neat freak is pressured into a life of crime.
What is The Hobbit?
A family's first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
What is The Shining?
Cookie
What is Dutch?
He who learns but does not think is lost. He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
Who is Confucius?
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope
Woman works on her personal brand.
What is The Scarlet Letter?
Father reunites with long lost son, wants him to take over the family business.
What is Return of the Jedi?
Ketchup
What is Chinese?
We hear only those questions for which we are in a position to find answers.
Who is Friedrich Nietzsche?
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON