What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first time.
Who directed Titanic, Avatar, and The Terminator?
James Cameron
In Florida only on Sunday's, it is illegal for a single woman to do what?
Skydive
The shortest war in civilization history was between England and Zanzibar. How many hours did it last?
Less than an hour!
What is the beginning of everything, but also the end of life?
The letter E, badam shhh
What is at the end of the rainbow?
The letter w
What is the name of Humphrey Bogart's character in Casablanca?
Rick Blaine
In California you can't legally buy a mousetrap without having what?
A hunting license
Which Asian country had seven of the ten deadliest wars in human history some even deadlier than World War One?
China
The one who made it didn't want it. The one who bought it didn't need it. The one who used it never saw it. What am I?
A Coffin
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Who played the lead role in the 2001 film Lara Croft: Tomd Radar?
Angelina Jolie
Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what?
Constipation
Victorians said this word before having their pictures taken instead of saying the word "Cheese." What fruit did they say?
Prunes
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
WHich actor broke both toes whilst filming The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers?
Viggo Mortensen, while kicking a helmet.
How many teeth does an Aardvark have?
None
What natural human body fluid did Romans use as mouth wash because of the presence of ammonia in it?
Urine, pee
A women is sitting her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?
You don't knock on your own hotel room and the man did.
There's a one story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any-it's a one story house!
Who plays the titular role in 2018 superhero film Black Panther?
Chadwick Boseman
Where on the human body is the zygomatic bone found?
Facial Cheek
Which century did the French Revolution take place?
Eighteenth Century