Quotes
the knights who say ni
behind the scenes
parrot skit
i dont even know what im doing at this point
100

we are the knights who say_

Ni!!

100

what does the name monty python mean

nothing

100

who plays king arthur

graham chapman

100

ive got a slug.

does it talk?

200

she a_

witch!

200

what do the knights who say ni want

a good shrubbery

200

who plays sir lancelot

jhon cleese

200

i didnt want to work in a pet shop, i wanted to be a 

lumberjack

300

i fart in_

your general direction

300

what do the knights who say ni say now

"Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm

300

who does eric idle play

sir robin the not-as-brave-as-sir lancelot

300

the mighty scotch pine!

what about my parrot!

300

how do you use the holy hand grenade?

first thou shalt take the holy pin out, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less, three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of counting shall be three. thou shall not count to four neither shalt thou count to two excepting that thou shall then proceed to three. five is right out.

400

look, that rabbits got a_

streak a mile wide!

400

what do the knights who say ni want the knights to use to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest

a herring

400

who directed the film

terry gillam and terry jones

400

im a lumber jack and im ok...

i sleep all night and i work all day 

400

whats the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

is it an african or european swallow

500

how could a 5 ounce bird possibly_

carry a 1 pound coconut

500

what does king arthur call the knights who say ni

just and fair

500

who were the actors and actresses in the castle scene

students and/or tourists

500

on Wednesday ill go shoppin...

and have buttered scones for tea

500

hello i would like to buy a hearing aid.

im sorry what, im not sure my hearing aid is working properly

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