Bored in The Office
The revolutionary system created to transport boxes of paper to the truck without a fork lift.
What is Señor Loadenstein?
Dwight: "________________."
Dwight: *Sighs* "No. It's marijuana."
According to Dwight, the greatest snowball of all is this.
What is fear?
A lover of meatballs, pretzels, and a notorious serial cheater.
Who is Stanley Hudson?
Who are Michael, Dwight, Stanley, Ryan, and Jim
The name of the game Kevin and Oscar create that involves flicking a paper triangle football through hand posts.
What is "hateball"?--because of how much Angela hates it.
Dwight: "I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support, but I will never help him. I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die. ____________."
"But I will never let him lose his dignity."
The name of the "doll" and her catch phrase that Dwight pawns off to desperate parents. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, ka-ching
What is Princess Unicorn and "My horn can pierce the sky"
The assistant to a Dunder Mifflin executive that enjoys a side career of songwriting.
Who is Hunter?
The first and last lines of the show.
Michael: "Alright Jim, your quarterlies look very good."
Pam: "There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"
The gift Jim attempts to give Dwight for saving him from Roy's fury.
What is a little glass display case for his bobblehead?
Jim: "I am a blackbelt in gift wrapping."
Dwight: "Yeah, no such thing, ___________"
"They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid."
Dwight's costume of choice for the first Halloween party.
What is a Sith Lord?
Won the 2002 $2,500 no-limit deuce to seven draw tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas.
Who is Kevin Malone?
Members of the Dunder Mifflin Backup trivia team.
Who is Stanley, Creed, Phyllis, & Cathy?
While playing Call of Duty, Jim uses this kind of gun for this "map."
What is a sniper rifle in Carrington?
CPR Instructor: "No it's 'Ah-ah-ah-ah stayin alive, stayin alive'"
Michael: "Okay, yes, I got it."
Creed: "________________"
"You were in the parking lot earlier. That's how I know you."
Name 3 of the 5 contents of the teapot Jim gives to Pam at the Christmas party.
What is a cassette tape, a high school yearbook picture, two hot sauce packets (Taco Bell "fire"), a golf pencil, a card of his feelings?
Low quality hitman/friend of Dwight hired by Angela to take out Oscar upon discovering of her husband's infidelity.
Who is Trevor?
According to Robert Dunder, the year Dunder Mifflin was founded.
What is 1949?
The "url" for Creed Bratton's blog.
What is www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts?
Dwight: "Whoa. Hypertoxide has a mild hallucinogenic effect, but I don't think it's kicked in yet. I'm gonna count down from ten _____________."
"Nine, yellow, cold, sad, purple."
The name of Dwight's porcupine used to earn the Christmas bonus.
Who is Henrietta?
The host of the one-segment fake running radio talk show "Bizwhiz."
Who is Iris Black aka Nellie Bertram?
Name 2 of the 3 movies purchased by Robert California for his screening room in his home.
What is Caligula, Last Tango in Paris, & Emanuelle II?