A Contestant Walks Into a Bar...
Colorful Cities
Ends in FF
4 Syllable
PUN-ishing clue
100

System of exchanging goods or services without using money


BARTER

100

A Southern California city with this citrusy name (where Mr. Wyatt and Fletcher Shears hail) 


ORANGE

100

Women sometimes wear clothing that bares this part of the body, between the chest & the waist


MIDRIFF

100

You might fill one out to get a job


APPLICATION

100

To live until you are very very old or widening one's pupils


TO DILATE OR DIE LATE

200

This Nickelodeon movie turned TV show was about unruly farm animals

BARNYARD

200

A small town (not a metropolis) in Calaveras County, CA named for the chemical element Cu

COPPEROPOLIS

200

The heaviest of dog breeds it can exceed 180 pounds


MASTIFF

200

The range or territory of a sheriff's authority


JURISDICTION

200

What a female softball player catches the ball with or a type of crab that changes its shell


HER MITT/HERMIT

300

You eat the red stalks of this plant; the green leaves are toxic


RHUBARB

300

Football fans know it sits at the mouth of Wisconsin's Fox River (in a bay)


GREEN BAY

300

From the Middle English for mockery it means to express derision or scorn


SCOFF

300

Famous ones include the Stanford prison one & the Millikan oil-drop one


EXPERIMENTS

300

Things that can be seen from the Eiffel Tower or animals (like tapeworm or lice) that live & feed on other animals


PARIS SITES/PARASITES

400

Tanzania gets part of its name from this island that starts with a Z


ZANZIBAR

400

This former Pike's Peak Gold Rush mining town in Colorado is now home to Coor's Beer (but is named for the former)

GOLDEN

400

T-minus ten... at Cape Canaveral, it follows a countdown


BLAST/LIFT/TAKEOFF

400

Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka Kansas ended the school type of it


SEGREGATION

400

What a chicken does to an egg or a small ax


HATCH IT/HATCHET

500

A hardy cereal grain that is a main ingredient in beer

BARLEY

500

Parlez-vous Francais? Then name this Louisiana port and capital. (The name is French)


BATON ROUGE

500

This hybrid mythical creature throws a horse body into the mix with another hybrid creature


A HIPPOGRIFF

500

Opposite of vertical 

HORIZONTAL 

500

This nickname for a policeman may come from metal badges once worn in New York City/number 29 on the periodic table


A COPPER

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