Grannyisms
”Drag it through the _____!”
What is garden?
Wet wipe
Who is Kimberly?
hotel blessings. vomit.
What is Flaming Gorge?
This middle name belongs to a mother. It also is her daughter’s first name.
Who is Clair(e)?
What you say when someone tells you something you really didn’t need to hear.
What is TMJ?
‘It’s to ___ for.“
What is kill?
Jockey shorts
Who is Jocelyn?
Kimberly puked up rice and raisins while hiking in this nostalgic mountain range.
What is The Windrivers?
This family member just got married.
Who is Candice?
Papa Ray is allergic to this herb.
What is cilanthro?
DAILY DOUBLE: “family’s like jello: ________”
What is “there‘s always room for more?”
B-rock
Who is Brian?
The over the counter drug that Karen keeps on hand for every major family gathering.
What is Dramamine?
This family member has the same middle name as his dad’s first name.
Who is Benjamin?
the Who’s in Whoville like to eat this kind of meat.
What is roast beast?
“It takes a bigger foundation to build a _____ than an outhouse.”
What is church?
Hodges
Who is Hudson?
Sea cows. Vomit.
What is Florida/Disney trip?
DAILY DOUBLE: this family member was on the student council and drill team in high school.
Who is Helen? (Boehme)
a quotation mark mixed with parentheses
What is quoentheses?
“I only got the ___ they came in.”
What are bags?
Supreme Potentate
Who is Papa Ray?
The cuckoo clock in Nana and Papa Ray’s house came from this 2019 vacation to the motherland.
What is the Viking River Cruise trip?
Claire used to mispronounce this middle name by adding a “D“ to the beginning.
What is Louise?
This “handy” liquid was in high demand during the Beginning of the coronavirus.
What is Hanitizer?