OMDG!
(Oh My Demi God!)
Ms. Cell-Aneous
Jewish Monsters. I mean, seriously, how could I not?
I just got my initial wizarding license. Now what...?
...and now I have my professional wizarding license.
100

Disney made a movie about me. I'm pretty strong. They even named an adjective after me.

Hercules

100

mRNA for short

messenger Ribonucleic Acid

100

I was Adam's first wife. Bet they never taught you that in Hebrew school.

Lilith

100

This door is jammed. I can get it open. It's just a simple spell.

Aloha Mora

100

I saved the wizarding world when I fought this great wizard in 1945. We used to be besties. 

Grindelwald

200

Rick Riordan wrote a whole series about me. I'm the son of Poseidon. Just don't mix me up with Ron's older brother.

Percy Jackson

200

There are Prokaryotes and Conkaryotes. No, wait, that's not right.

Eukaryotes

200

Thomas Hobbes wrote a book about me. 

Leviathan

200

I'm pretty sure Harry didn't have to take the MTELs. He did have to take these other tests in order to graduate. 

N.E.W.T.s (Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests)

200

I would say that I am stiff competition for Sauron. Others would call me a traitor.

Saruman

300

I know that some people like to wear high heels, but I have to be especially protective of mine.

Achilles

300

I house the cell DNA.

Nucleus

300

The Grimm brothers collected stories about me while they were collecting folk stories from around Europe. I'm basically your garden-variety mud-man. But I do have these Hebrew letters stuck in my forehead, whatever they mean.

The Golem

300

One ring to rule them all,

One ring to find them. 

one ring to bring them all,

and in the darkness bind them.

In this land where the shadow lies. 

Mordor

300

I used to be grey, but then I fought the balrog and eventually became this color.

Gandalf the White

400

The Romans called me Bacchus, but I prefer to go by my Greek name.

Dionysus

400

A human cell has this kind of membrane.

Plasma

400

Maybe I used to be a hippopotomus. Who knows? But they did name an adjective after me. Something like gargantuan...No, that's not what it is...

Behemoth

400

Just graduated Hogwarts and already working for the ministry. Just don't go confusing me with that Mr. Jackson, darn demigod. 

Percy Weasley

400

The witch of Good Omens. Don't you just really, really dislike her.

Anathema

500

I was a Sumerian king. They even wrote an epic about me!

Gilgamesh

500

Bound by a double membrane, I'm like the lungs of the cell. And I produce all those ATP molecules, too! I'm very productive. 

Mitochondria

500

S. Ansky wrote a play about me. See, we used to possess people. You can even read accounts of rabbis trying to exorcise us from people. 

Dybbuk

500

I'm basically a fraud and not wonderful at all. But I do live in this verdant city.

The Emerald City

500

That darn house quashed my sister. But if you knew my back story, you'd know that I was bitter even before. Everyone thought that I was Wicked because of my green skin.

Elfaba (wicked witch of the West)

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