Gaming
A mistake in the grand scheme of things, for when your in hell, aren't you supposed to suffer? But instead we laugh
English is a terrible language, lets make it worse
Facts I've stolen off bottle caps, or at least their equivalent, for they no longer exist. AKA Forbidden Eldritch Knowledge
Obscure soda facts
201

In minecraft, could you light the nether wood planks on fire?

Yes, so you'll be convicted of attempted arson

201

The Orb of Dominance is in fact, not an orb, but what?

A cube, unfortunately reality is collapsing so we'll never find out the implications. Possibly, reality collapsing is the implications. Too bad we'll nev-

201

Name a word in english that we stole  from someone else

I'm not going to list all of them so 

201

How much Horsepower does the average horse have?

~15 Horsepower

201

What did Coke-entertainment-cola contain when it was created?

Coke, like everything will be after the Calamity

401

In Hollow Knight, where does the "snow" in kingdom's edge come from

The rotting corpse of the wyrm. Remember, dying is the worst thing the wyrm could've done.

401

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BEEP

401

Which word in the title is marked as being misspelt? 

Jeprody, it marks it as incorrect and it won't give me the answers. Incorrect also happens to my username.

401

Are tomatos fruits or vegetables?

Both. Nutritionally there vegetables, but botanically there fruits because seeds.

401

What did root beer originally contain which did not allow the inventer to be able to drink it?

Alchol, but in the end, aren't we all?

601

In Ds2, who created the smelter demon and why? I hope you know your Ds2 lore!

The old iron king, as a tribute to his friend, sir alonne, after killing him. In doing this, he sacrificed himself.

601

What is the Justice Fruit that only lawyers may touch?

Lemons, but do not worry, your fruit will come in time. 

601

I hvae hraed taht not mnay plepoe cluod raed tihs, awnayy raed tihs ni nmoarl eilngsh

I have heard that not many people could read this, anyway read this in normal english

601

If you replace 1 frame from a movie every few seconds with a picture of food, people will become more hungry and buy more food. It was inevitably banned for being unethical, but what is this called. 

Subliminal Messaging, although you can't turn the sunlight into the shape of a snail to subtly convince people that they are snails, causing them to turn into snails.

601

What was Mountain Dew originally?

Moonshine, I sure hope it does.

801

Joske is known for one thing, punching spagetti. Which video game character likes spagetti? Although you may have already thought of someone, remember this: they have a font named after them.

Some old paper

801

In self-defense 

A knife protects

I bring my lunch

No one suspects

And when it's time 

To end a life

Deceptive fruit

Banana Knife

801

What is the longest piece of english literature?

A Super Smash Bros Fanfiction

801

Which common fact that people give each other as advice, was made up by the British to disguise radar?

Carrots are good for your eyes. Don't ask where I get these facts from. Every day some unintelligible incomprehensible eldritch deity leaves a cosmic bottle cap on my desk and I know better than to question it.

801

Why are they called soft drinks?

They do not contain alchol, unfortunate

1001

Explain the entire crafting tree of The Ankh Shield, The Cell Phone, or The Terra Blade from Terraria. 

Good Job. Unfortunately, I won't be there to experience it. Time is an illusion are we are never the same person we were a second ago. (:

1001

The name of the best essay I've ever written.

What is An essay about triangles? You may wonder why this question and this question alone is in the Jeprody format. You must want to know the motive behind why I did it in this question and not in any others.

1001

Read: Hewwo, I howpe youwve slewpt wewll. I'wve mwade wa nicee bweakfwast wof bwacon an weggs.

Was it worth it? I hope it was as painful to read as it was to wright.

1001

What did the winner of the 1904 Olympic Marathon drink before the race started?

Rat poison. Some genius thought "Yeah, im going to pour Motomco Tomcat Bait: Effective Rat PoisonTM into this Motomco Tomcat Bait: Effective Rat PoisonTM Egg White Alchol Smoothie for the 1904 Olympic Marathon Contender, Tom Hicks." Galaxy Brain

1001

Why was coke invented

As a cure for morphine addiction

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