Ohio Presidents
COMMANDING GENERAL OF THE UNION ARMIES, THIS PRESIDENT LED VICTORY OVER THE CONFEDERACY DURING THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR.
WHO IS ULYSSES S. GRANT?
"NOT EVERYONE CAN BECOME A GREAT ARTIST, BUT A GREAT ARTIST CAN COME FROM ANYWHERE"
WHAT IS "RATATOULLE"?
AMERICA’S FAVORITE NUT BUTTER DISPLAYED IN AN ANIMATED MEME FORM.
WHAT IS A JIFF GIF?
A GREAT SOURCE OF VITAMINS A, C, AND K, THIS LEAFY VEGETABLE IS A STAPLE OF ITALIAN CUISINE.
WHAT IS ARUGULA?
EVERY DEPARTMENT NEEDS A “SCHLEMIEL” AND A “SCHLIMAZEL”. THESE TWO OFFICE PARIAHS ARE MOST OFTEN ON THE RECEIVING END OF CRUEL ANTICS AND WORKPLACE ANIMOSITY.
WHO ARE TOBY FLENDERSON AND JERRY GERGICH?
HE DIED ON SEPTEMBER 19, 1881 IN ELBERON, NEW JERSEY, NEARLY 80 DAYS AFTER BEING SHOT TWICE BY CHARLES J. GUITEAU.
WHO IS JAMES A. GARFIELD?
"CONGRATULATIONS SAN FRANCISCO! YOU'VE RUINED PIZZA!"
WHAT IS "INSIDE OUT"?
EMINEM LAYS DOWN SICK RHYMES ABOUT CHICKEN, BACON, AND RANCH SWADDLED IN A TORTILLA.
WHAT IS A WRAP RAP?
DISCOVERED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE 16TH CENTURY, THIS COUNTRY IS HOME TO ONE OF THE LARGEST WATERFALLS IN THE WORLD TOWERING AT 350 FEET.
WHAT IS ARGENTINA?
IDEALISTIC, STUBBORN, AND THOROUGH, THESE TWO LADIES MARRY MEN WHO SHARE A FONDNESS FOR NERD CULTURE.
WHO ARE LESLIE KNOPE AND ANGELA MARTIN?
ALTHOUGH HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE BY 90,000 VOTES, HE WON IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, BEATING DEMOCRAT GROVER CLEVELAND IN 1888.
WHO IS BENJAMIN HARRISON?
"HEY BARTENDER! BLOODY MARY! O'POSITIVE!"
WHAT IS "A BUG'S LIFE"?
HE REFUSES TO DRESS UP FOR OFFICE HALLOWEEN PARTIES BUT HE TRIES TO PUMP IRON FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
WHAT IS JIM GYM?
WITH THREE WINS, TWO LOSSES, AND ONE TIE, THE OKLAHOMA SOONERS HAVE ONLY PLAYED SIX GAMES TOTAL WITH THE SPORTS SUPER POWER FROM THIS STATE.
WHAT IS ALABAMA?
SIMPLE, LOVABLE, AND OUT OF SHAPE THESE TWO CHARACTERS SHARE A LOVE FOR ROCK’N’ROLL AND SWEET CONFECTIONS.
WHO ARE ANDY DWYER & KEVIN MALONE?
THIRD TO BE ASSASSINATED, FOLLOWING LINCOLN AND GARFIELD, THIS PRESIDENT WAS SUCCEEDED BY HIS VICE PRESIDENT, THEODORE ROOSEVELT, WHEN HE DIED ON SEPTEMBER 13, 1901.
WHO IS WILLIAM McKINLEY?
"IT'S PSYCHOTIC! PEOPLE KEEP COMING UP WITH NEW WAYS TO CELEBRATE MEDIOCRITY, BUT IF SOMEONE IS GENUINELY EXCEPTIONAL.."
WHAT IS "THE INCREDIBLES"?
TWO CHEWY, DRIED FRUITS ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION OVER A ROMANTIC DINNER ON SEPTEMBER 1ST, 1994.
WHAT IS A DATE DATE DATE?
FIRST BUILT BY GERMAN PHYSICIST, HEINRICH HERTZ, THIS DEVICE USED FOR WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY REVOLUTIONIZED THE WAY WE SEE AND HEAR.
WHAT IS AN ANTENNA?
DOPPELGÄNGERS! THESE TWO CHARACTERS ARE “LITRALLY” THE SAME PERSON.
WHO ARE ANN PERKINS & KAREN FILIPPELLI?
WHILE HE IS MOST KNOWN FOR HIS EMBARRASSING DEMISE, THIS PRESIDENT IS THE ONLY PERSON TO HAVE SERVED IN THE HIGHEST OFFICE OF BOTH THE EXECUTIVE AND JUDICIAL BRANCHES.
WHO IS WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT?
“A MINUTE AGO I THOUGHT I WAS RELATED TO A MURDERER! YOU’RE A TOTAL UPGRADE!”
WHAT IS "COCO"?
THIS ACTOR HAS STARRED ALONGSIDE HUGH JACKMAN, MORGAN FREEMAN, AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE BUT YOU WILL NEED 500 DOLLARS TO SECURE HIS RELEASE FROM DETAINMENT.
WHAT IS BALE BAIL?
A DISORDER CHARACTERIZED BY SYMPTOMS OF ANXIETY IN SITUATIONS WHERE THE PERSON PERCEIVES THEIR ENVIRONMENT TO BE UNSAFE WITH NO EASY WAY TO ESCAPE.
WHAT IS AGORAPHOBIA?
ALTHOUGH THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE, THESE TWO CHARACTERS ARE NOTORIOUS FOR THEIR INAPPROPRIATE JOKING AND EXCESSIVE PARTYING. THEY ALSO MAY HAVE ACQUIRED A DUI OR TWO.
WHO ARE TODD PACKER & JOHN RALPHIO?