This is something Wes can't get eggcited about his day without eating
Egg Sandwich with Cheese and Bacon
Wesley's Bae-Ritto
Moe's Homewrecker
This is Wesley's discord username that he goes bananas for
NanaNutNuffins
He's got hiS EYE ON this car
Scion FRS
What questionable substance made Todo, Davis' Dog, under the influence?
Weed Brownies from his Backpack
This crunchy snack is the most southern thing he makes
Nachos
Sonic Blast
Wesley's "steam"ing hot username
forxarenot4spooning
He thought this was super fast when he downloaded it on January 6, 2012
Google Chrome
Who was Wesley's princess at Gilbert High School?
Cinderella
Wesley would cross the road from Chic-Fil-A to get this
Zaxby's Chicken Fingers
This Imposter has some swag
Conswagla
This is when he got connected to the cosmos
What was this Fire Bird's name?
Lynn
Wesley's Nashville Hot Fried Chicken
This pie may not be from Toronto, but will always have a pizza his heart
Descendents Pizza
U no this name
Yaaa
This is when Wesley could finally see again
November 12, 2010
This spooky movie is Wes' favorite
The Shining
Just like wesley, kind of sweet but really nutty
Snickers (his fav chocolate)
He finds this quite apeeling
Banana Pudding (he doesnt order it but he still loves it)
His "risk"y username
Helmut Wandergun
When did Wesley get the social media app that helped us find all of this cringe info on him
June 5, 2010
Where did Wesley spend his 18th birthday
the ER because he sprained his ankle playing basketball