The Louisiana Purchase
In this year, the easiest scam on American soil yet was pulled off.
What is 1803?
A Glizzy, the king among food, is considered this subtype of food convention.
What is a Sandwhich
Being thirsty is often thought to be a symptom of addiction, caused by Big "__" peddling "__".
What is Big liquid peddling more water?
The best kind of beer is in fact, "__" beer.
What is free beer?
Next door neighbor "Jimmy" James, across the street, is often seen handing out or being asked for these. "Ayo Jimmy, gimmie a "__"!
What is a cigarette?
The President during this amazingly smooth deal, and a founding father.
This famous Nathan's Hotdog eater recently set the world record by eating 75 Glizzys.
Who is Joey Chestnut?
Drinks below 10% Alcohol concentration are considered soft drinks in Russia. That is because American beer is just a ploy by Big "__" to push more rampant "__".
What is Big Psychology to push the idea of more rampant alcoholism?
Hey, I'm not gay, but "__" is "__".
What is $20?
"It's 7 O'clock, on the dot, I need a "__ __", on the spot."
What is Crack Rock?
The total price of the entire Louisiana territory, excluding favors or gold exchanged.
What is $15 million?
The origin of the famous Glizzy, and a major player in the second world war.
What is Frankfurt, Germany?
Having a full head of hair is often considered a right when in fact it is a genetic luxury. This is because of Big "__" trying to sell more "__".
What is Big Hygiene trying to sell more Shampoo?
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it "__".
What is swim?
Commonly on his own time called "__" time, this man is a legend spotted all around Radford.
Who is Evan?
Collectivley known as a "__ __", the purchase of so much land for so little as indeed a "Flush agreement".
What is a smooth deal?
Sold from "dogwagons" in this Ivy league school, Glizzys picked up the name hotdog in 1894.
What is Yale?
After the Tower of Babylon, mankind realized this verbal communication method was just big "__" trying to get more "__".
What is Big religion trying to get more communion funds.
There ain't no laws when you're drinking "__".
What is 4loko?
Who is Lunchmeat?
The technical owners of the Louisana territory during the time of it's American purchase was actually this country.
What is Spain?
This ingredient, originating in Ancient Egypt, is the worlds most popular Glizzy topping
What is mustard?
This substance was often used to vilify minority communities, heavily during Nixon and Regan presidencies. "It was Big "__" peddling more "__" into poor communities!"
What is Big government peddling more Crack into poor communities?
Often considered the smartest investment for people ages 20-35.
What is a Time Share?