This past weekend at the Halloween party, Jules told some personal details about Yitz to an interesting person. Who is this person?
Kimmy
-goes by his dad’s Hebrew name
-ruined Zoe’s gucci bag with marinara sauce
-called Zoe when his dad fell off a ladder
Who is it?
Yitz
Zoe was once telling time and scared us all by stating a time that does not exist. What was the time?
5:010
Sadly, Zoe and I refer to this grade as the “peak of our life”. What grade am I talking about?
8th grade
Chloe’s first kiss was one to remember. She did in fact say “Oh my god.” as a 13 year old boy shoved his tongue in her mouth. Where did this occurrence take place? Be as specific as possible.
Jack Thompson’s mud room
When Zoe painfully broke up with Yitz, he said “Wait, so you’re not going to ____ me or Robby?!” He also said “____ told me you always liked Robby”. You must fill in both blanks to get the points.
1. marry
2. my dad
-tried to convince us he was raped
-his nickname comes from an arcade
Tokens
This chaperone in particular tried to make us miserable on the D.C. trip. What was her nickname?
Give em hell rydel
Just like the story of Chloe’s first kiss, the story of her losing her virginity was also one for the books. Mostly because of the highly illegal age difference. What were the ages of Chloe and Jonas at this time?
Chloe was 15 and Jonas was 18. I smell a felon
When Redz and Chayba decided to go their separate ways and Redz asked what he even likes about her, what was his response?
“You’re there for me and you’re a fun girl to talk to”
-his mom once yelled at John Chester
-he is a big boy
Tyler
When Zoe was lucky enough to go out to dinner with Yitz for their one year anniversary, what did he not let her order?
Appetizers
On our school trip to D.C., which teacher walked in on Redz naked?
Madame Hartnett (bonjour!)
Reds had another unfortunate experience with a man known as the French painter. His friend’s name was Mitch. What kind of car did Mitch drive?
Keep Wrangler
Yes, Chloe actually said “I’m so boujee. Jules, tell him i’m so boujee” when talking to a boy. Who was this boy?
One-ball Santino
-smells like canned tuna fish
-is probably in a relationship with his sister
Justin
Throwback to that time in 6th grade when Julie spent some time in the ER for an unknown reason. When Julie had to miss french class, Zoe claims that Madame H said what?
“Class, Geneviève is in the hospital and she is NOT going to be ok”
Danny. Robby. Christian. George Haskell. Jared. Ryan G. Ryan Haskell. Zach. Which one of the boys that I just named did Zoe NOT have a crush on in middle school?
George
Chloe recently had a life-altering experience with someone known as softy-souza. What famous line did he use to get her to come to come over?
“I have a bottle of white I think you’ll like”
-went by his Spanish name for an extended period of time
-sometimes I question if he still exists
-probably the most awkward person I know
Danny
On our D.C. trip, Give em Hell rydel told us we could not use this one product because she was “allergic” to the smell. What was the product?
Perfume...like WTF
Name all the boys reds has gotten with. (+100 points if you can do it in order)
TBD by Redz