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Billyisms
100

He's named after a Hockey star.

Who is Gordie?

100

"Nice Goat."

Who is Jack?

100

What Papa says when he wants you to hurry up.

What is "Beat feet."

100

Has the best soft serve in town.

What is Smyth's?

100

Billy said this when he received a phonecall from his sister in London, on Thanksgiving day.

What is "Im going to go watch TV now."

200

He was orange, and he was the best.

Who is O.D.?

200

"Pirates arent really known for their restrained language."

Who is Mary?

200

What Papa says when you ask him how he's doing.

What is "If I felt any better, I'd be twins." 

200

We used to spend hours here, going round and round. 

What is Roller World?

200

At three years old, Billy was found under his parents' bed with this.

What is a lit candle?

300

She enjoys coffee with her cupcakes.

Who is Leanne?

300

"I want chocolate chip muffins!"

Who is Harper?

300

What Papa says when he is driving to go fishing.

What is "There's a boat following us!"

300

This was a "royal" place to get sweets.

What is Crand's Candy Castle?

300

Something really offensive Billy said to Saul about his wife and sister.

What is "We are going to teach our wives how to smoke meat."

400

She can fly.

Who is Gracie the Wonderdog?

400

"My uncle says "gay" a lot when he drinks beer."

Who is Sam?

400

What Papa says when something positive happens.

What is "Better than a stick in the eye." 

400

She was the best Sub in town. 

Who is Fran Finn?

400

Billy and Emily's favorite nickname for each other.

What is "losebag."

500

He "digs" running.

Who is Cole?

500

"I want another dog."

Who is Mary?

500

Papa introduces Mimi in this way.

What is "this is my first wife, Mary."

500

It used to be a favorite in the Enfield Square, and is also the name of a favorite beer.

What is Orange Julius?

500

This is the name for a tree in Billy and Katy's backyard.

What is "The Great Gashby"?

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