What color was the hulk originally going to be?
Gray
Who plotted to kill Winston Churchill with exploding chocolate?
Adolf Hitler
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: the first is full of raging fires; the second, assassins with loaded guns; and the third lions who haven’t eaten in years. Which room is the safest?
3rd The lions have died of starvation.
What time of day are you the tallest?
Morning time
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?”
Clock
What year did the first toilet appear on tv?
1957
What spice can be deadly if you eat too much of it?
Nutmeg
A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor wasn't the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
The boy's mother.
Which is safer a sharp or dull knife?
Sharp because you apply less pressure
How many months have 28 days?
all of them
How long can the queen termite live?
50 Years
What is Walmart's best selling item?
Bananas
What has an eye but can’t see?
needle
How many countries are in the world?
195
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
Which president was arrested for speeding on a horse?
Ulysses Grant
What is Scotlands national animal?
Unicorn
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The World’s Loudest Animal
African Elephant – 117 decibels
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
More people ______ in the dessert than die of thirst.
Drown
What country has a public phone to call the dead?
Japan
I am something people love or hate. I change people’s appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self, I will go up even higher. Some people might want to try and hide me, but I will show. No matter how hard people try, I will never go down. What am I?
age
How fast can a tiger run?
49 – 65 km/h
30.5-40 Mph
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter R