Winter
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
Snowball
What kind of egg can you drink?
eggnog
What is red and white and flies in the sky?
Santa
What falls but never gets hurt?
snow
what does a snowman eat for a snack
snowcone
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
because he has a black belt
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
they can wrap
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What did Santa Claus say to the over-stressed snowman?
Chill out
What is cold and bites but no teeth?
frostbite
Santa was having the problems this his legs and was unable to walk so he wet to the hospital and doctor recommended something for him. What did he recommend?
Candycane
Where does Santa Claus hang his suit after Christmas?
In the Clau-set!
I am white and beautiful like a snow but I am not as cold as Ice. Who am I?
snowwhite
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
a cookie sheet
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish