Things Mothers Say
When you come in from playing outside
You smell like the outside
When your parents are talking you start to do this
Talk back
Some argue this meal taste better cooked on a stove then in a microwave
Ramen noodles
(taste better cooked on the stove)
All you did was ask could we stop at McDonalds
You got McDonald’s money?
Also known as just looking in a different direction
Rolling your eyes
This meal cost nothing and does not need to be cooked
Sleep
You not going to bed until you..
Eat everything on your plate...
Or
Finish your chores/wash dishes
If your parents was force to do this they blame you
“I had to take off of work cause of you”
If you eat it earlier in the day it’s normal but if you eat it for dinner
Cereal
Anytime we go to the store
Don’t you go up in here and embarrass me/
You bet not touch nothing
You bet not ask for nothing
Your report card says this..
ANYTHING that doesn’t read your child is the essence of perfection & we are nominating them for the noble prize award lol.
2 ingredients that are both proteins. One in a can one in a pack
Hot Dogs & Pork & Beans/ Baked Beans