Animal Riddles
Why can't a elephant use a computer?
He's afraid of the mouse.....
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Stop picking me...
What's hard to get in and hard to get out?
TROUBLE
What kind os party does a snowman throws?
Snowball
Who is small in get into lots of trouble
Alvin!!!!!!!
What does the spider use a computer for?
WEBsite
What do you call a women with no teeth?
A gummy worm
What has hands but doesn't clap?
A clock
What does a snowman eat for a snack?
snowcone
This boy is a genius?
Jimmy Neutron
What bird loves construction work?
Crane
Why don't eggs like jokes?
They crack up....
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
How do a snowman get to work?
By ICICLE
This kid had 3 godparents
Who is Timmy Turnner?
What's the smartest insect in the world?
spelling BEE
What does a butcher weigh?
Meat
What can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish
This builder has a cat and a team
Who is bob the builder
Why did the pony get detention?
It was horsing around...
Which vegetable should you never take on a boat trip?
Leek
What's in front of you and you can't see it?
Your future
In frosty the snowman what brings him to life?
Black Magic Hat
What's up doc?
Bug Bunny