Tea on Teachers
Memorizes students names on his walk over to school and recites them during role call as a power move
Who is Abrams?
Baddest & Bougiest in ChemE
Who is Austin Philip?
(In - Out) + (Generation - Consumption) = ?
What is Accumulation?
Ghosted the department two weeks before Fall 2018
Who is Nily Dan?
Referred to himself as a "powerhouse student" while yelling at Cairncross
Who is Cole Secor?
Proportionality constant between molar flux and concentration gradient
What is a diffusion coefficient?
Looks like Lizzie McGuire's dad and is most characteristic study abroad student?
Who is Alvarez?
This student is objectively better than you in every conceivable way
Who is Shawn Mengel?
The three types of heat transfer: conduction, convection and ?
What is Radiation?
Said that if you can't draw a vapor-liquid equilibrium curve, you shouldn't have a master's in chemE
Who is Tang?
Extensively researched school districts across the United States for some reason
Who is Kimmy Leyzerzon?
Has his constant carved above his grave after he killed himself
Who is Boltzmann?
His wife got hit in the head with a fish that fell from the sky
Who is Abrams?
Has a secret girlfriend named Erin who doesn't go here
Who is Matt McConomy?
The first person to get an American PhD in chemE
Who is Josiah Gibbs