People
The day I met [this celebrity]
Who is... I ran into Justin Timberlake at the gym.. I said excuse me. He should 'no problem.'
Selling us why we should buy a 'man-wig'
What is.... it sucks to be bald especially when its cold out... you 'hair' people have all the fun... combing and styling your hair, never worrying about sun tan lotion or wind burn on your scalp! Boo on you!
What I learned from high school that you apply in your life today
What is Physics… When I through something in the air, I know that I have to catch it otherwise it will hit the ground
If I were a turtle, this is what I would do all day
What is... Swim, dah.
The dumbest book I ever read
What is... I don't read high quality, so there's too many to count
My Hollywood crush
Who is Matthew McConaughey…. Not matter what your gender preference, you have to admit he's a handsome man.
Your favorite shirt of all time
What is... A Minnesota Vikings, Randy Moss football jersey. Who doesn't like the Vikings, and Randy Moss always torched the Packers when the played.
Who my highschool crush was
What is... Doesn't really matter because I had no chance of her going out with me… "You are too good of a friend," she says. Yeah, whatever...
Your friend the turtle asked what pre-birth decade you would like to live through.
What is the 80's, there will never been a decade as good for hairstyles EVER!
The one book that I wish I have read
What is "I don't know... I don't read anything high quality, so the bar is really low."
My favorite president
Who is Bill Clinton: Even when he publicly admits to doing improper things, his pouty face makes you feel sorry for him.
Why we should own a rocket launcher
What is ... You never know when you will need to blow up a tank that is coming straight for your house
What prom night was like
What is ... Prom Night? I just stayed home and played Nintendo.
A turtle has a friend who is a squirrel; and if I were that squirrel, this is what I would do all day.
What is... Hide nuts, forget where I hid them, and then have to find them.
The most inspirational book I ever read
What is .... I don't read high quality, so there aren't any to choose from.
If I had two hours with Elvis
What is... I would play the 'best out of seven' series of checkers with him. I bet he was pretty good at that game.
The Book "Green Eggs and Ham."
What is... I always get excited at the end, even though I know the ending.
My most embarrassing memory from high-school
What is ... I have so many, that I have suppressed all of my high-school memories with the help of a professional psychologist…
Turtles are the second best exotic pet next to this…
What is ... Trick question… How do you get better than a turtle for a pet?
Why I prefer _______ over books
What is "Twitter." It is like reality TV in reality!
Do you relate more to dog lovers or cat lovers
What is... Trick question: Turtle lovers.
Your favorite album from the 80's/90's/00's
What is Def Leapard.... Any album…. If I could only have hair like those guys
If I were the principal of your high school, these changes I would make
What is... Not assigning alphabetical lockers every year. I always got stuck next to the guy who smelled like hogs in the morning. Is that fair?
The nickname that your friend the turtle gave you in elementary, high school and/or college.
What is "Turtle." ...
What is "How to be a game show host." I think I do it fairly well.