Debauchery
One Zoom attendee paid another Zoom attendee the high price of $25 for this a fraction of this gas station alcoholic beverage.
What is Four Loko?
This beloved Schodackian acted as translator for one of Muller’s campers.
Who is Jake Matz?
Muller met this celebrity at the TD Bank in the East Village before her GRE.
Who is Timothee Chalamet?
Two birthday boys had a romantic photoshoot in front of this French landmark in the summer of 2019.
What is the Eiffel Tower?
In 2011, Muller rendezvoused with a certain Waiter ‘10/’11 at this minor league team’s sports game.
What are the Tri-City Valley Cats?
Muller’s bunk was disqualified for an unintentionally inappropriate lip sync to this Broadway musical.
What is Book of Mormon?
The birthday girl used this Twitter handle to communicate with her childhood-star-crush.
What is @JCMlovesJB?
A group, including two February birthday boys, encountered a staff-firing close call across from this regional convenience store.
What is Stewart’s?
A few of these Zoom participants had to write an essay about this topic after they were caught canoodling behind the C bunks by Owen in 2012.
What is trust?
This February birthday boy was a member of a notoriously annexed Upper camp boys bunk.
What is Senior 4gotten?
A February birthday boy had a phase where he rooted for this then-presidential candidate and present-day Republican senator.
Who is Mitt Romney?
One of our D.C.-based friends slow-danced with a “local” at this upstate New York small town’s summer event. (And we all friended him on Facebook after. Some, may still be friends with him.)
What is the Chatham Fair?
Muller famously had a brief make out with this international on the boat cruise bus in 2015.
Who is Dave BMX?
This person was Muller’s costaff in 2014, who used to straighten her hair in the rec hall and sing opera.
Who is Willa?
This one of Muller’s several Instagram accounts is dedicated to her family’s pet.
What is @aschnoodlenamedshiloh?
This Schodack alum is a current contestant on the South African Bachelorette.
Who is Dylan Heneck?
This doff location is located near Saratoga and has a disgusting name.
What is Locust Grove?
To honor one Zoom attendee for her friendship and surveillance during our LT summer, another Zoom attendee thanked her, in coded terms, at this all-camp-event.
What is Fire Circle?
Many of us would not have these if the birthday girl did not make them for us.
What are Plans?
While on “DOFF,” many attendees of this Zoom used to take naps in this store full of moshi-pillow shaped furnishings in the Crossgates Mall.
What is Yogibo?