Teachers with Weird Names
My 3rd grade teacher's name was this menu name for squid
Calamari
This is the weapon every* Fire Emblem character uses
Sword
This GOAT anime features 5 girls who camp and pet dogs
Yuru Camp or Laid-Back Camp
Jarvan IV's Father
Jarvan III
Adults consist of up to 60% of this drink
Water
My 6th grade science teacher's name was the same as this condiment company known for its 57th variety
Heinz
This is the color of every* Fire Emblem main character's hair
Blue
This GOAT bot lane combo features two warden champions
Brench or Tahm Kench and Braum
Annie's Bear
Tibbers
The Wendy's Hafu Meal has a small size of this lemon-lime Coca-Cola product
Sprite
My 3rd grade math teacher's name was the same as both a type of flower and a part of the human eye
Iris
Fire Emblem has a disproportionate number of Smash characters per game sold than the average fighter, but not as disproportionate as this series, which only had the second of its 3 games released outside of Japan
Earthbound/Mother
This GOAT league character, ever accompanied by Wolf, is similar to a goat
Lamb (NOT Kindred)
Viego's Wife
Isolde
Mongols ferment this common opaque white drink into a mildly alcoholic beverage called Kumis
My 4th grade teacher's name was this ice wall ability from valorant
Sage E (Sagi)
This character helped Marth and Ike storm a castle in the Subspace emissary, and is definitely from Fire Emblem because he has the same weapon and color as them
Meta Knight
(Name any) This is a player who once was on the GOAT league team, Phoenix1
(many correct answers but if Inori is given, you get 100 extra points)
Aphelios' Sister
Alune
The seller of this potable insists that you cannot handle his strongest variation of it
Potion
My 6th grade social studies teacher's last name was the same as the first name of this deceased GOP activist, best known for quoting Mewtwo
Herman Cain
According to Sakurai, there are this many Fire Emblem games
17
This GOAT quarterback lead the Jaguars to the AFC championship in 2016-2017, and has less Super Bowl losses than Tom Brady
Blake Bortles
A gambler who made a deal with the River King
Tahm Kench
This alcoholic drink, made from malt or barley, happens to be my favorite type of beer
Stout (also will accept subtypes, such as Milk Stout)