jokes
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a “P” and women absolutely love to get their hands on it?
Purse
. All-day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
a elevator
I am hard when you put me in your mouth and soft and wet when you take me out of your mouth. What am I?
gum
What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
talk
I am long, you move me around with your lips and tongue, I get wet with saliva and I get sucked. What am I
a straw
I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
nose
People come to visit me but usually don’t stay for very long. I can be clean but am more often than not very dirty. People usually reveal to me a part of themselves that they rarely show others. What am I?
a toilet
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
tent