What goes up and down stairs without moving?
A Carpet!
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Stop imagining.
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when Grant is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10.
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
A Fire.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump.
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?
here were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son. This means there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, since one of them is a father and a son.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate!
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
Hip hop music.
Liam was 11 the day before yesterday, and next year he’ll turn 14. How is this possible?
Today is January 1st, and Liam’s birthday is December 31st. Liam was 11 the day before yesterday (December 30th), then turned 12 the next day. This year on December 31st he’ll turn 13, so next year he’ll turn 14.
Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.
Corn
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word "wrong"
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light.
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock.
It’s raining at midnight, but the forecast for tomorrow and the next day is clear. Will there be sunny weather in 48 hours?
No, it won’t be sunny because it will be dark out. In 48 hours, it will be midnight again.
They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen.
Stars.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A Secret.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
You have 2 apples. You took away 2 apples and left 1 in the basket.