COW
What does a cow get paid for her work ?
MOOney
How can you tell if there are 2 elephants in the refrigerator?
You can't shut the door!
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
When is the moon not hungry?
When it is full
Where does a cow go on vacation?
MOOntana or COWifornia
How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
What should an astronaut do when he gets dirty?
Take a meteor shower
Where do the cows go on Saturday night?
To the MOOvies.
Why do elephants wear sandals?
So that they don't sink in the sand.
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What happens to astronauts who misbehave?
They're grounded
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
a COW-askai MOO-torcycle.
How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
What does a green frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!
Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
In their launch boxes