Bad Jokes
What do you call a broken pencil?
Nothing it was pointless!
How much money is the 5$ fill up?
5$
What is 0+0?
7
(I'm joking its 0)
How can birds fly?
with their wings and hollow bones
This animal eats fish and seals and lives in a cold habitat
A polar bear
"I sold my vacuum the other day" why did I sell it?
Because it was collecting dust
What is a 5$ meal at KFC that contains: Chicken, a biscuit, fries, and a cookie
A 5$ fill-up
What is 389-173?
216
Do lions eat hyenas?
Yes
This animal is known for its high-pitched laughter
Hyena
What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They are both purple... except for the rabbit
What is the abbreviation for Colonel
Col
What is 457+543?
1000
How many bones to adult humans have?
206
What color are giraffes tongues?
Black, blue or purple
What is red and bad for your teeth?
a brick
What does KFC stand for?
Kentucky Fried Chicken
(2+6x3) -20+3
3
Bears do NOT eat berries
True or false?
false
An animal that is afraid of mice
elephants
Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?
because then it would be a foot
Who represents KFC?
Colonel Sanders
What is math?
math
Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
black with white stripes
(look it up buttercup)
What animal has black eyes?
name 1
Panda
Bunny
Meerkat
racoon
Mouse/rat
Snakes