Women in Jack’s Life
Jack planned out this girl’s surprise birthday party, but then never showed up
Saanvi Malkani
Jack is infamous for having a lack of talent in this activity
Driving
Jack can commonly be heard saying “Play me in _______”
Chess
This special teacher always finishes her sentences with “I’ll just say that”
Mrs. Ramirez
Jack claims to be the “F______ man on campus”
Fastest
Box
Using alliteration, Jack calls this woman “(First Name) the refined”
Rosie
Jack is described as having “Monkay _______”
Strength
Jack was talking about which person that took AP Chinese when he said “I don’t mean to point out the obvious”
Bradley Ma
This girl got kicked out of LFA for drinking
Stella Franzia
Jack claims he is the smartest student in this class
Chemistry
Say and pronounce this word correctly “Schnidog”
(Seizure and random words) Sch Sch Sch Schnidog!
This is Jack’s least favorite woman
Rosie Diamond
Jack played this sport last fall
LFA football
As a kid, when Jack was told “Happy Christmas,” he responded with “_ __ _____”
I am Jewis!