Jokes and Riddles
What do you call a bear with no ears?
A b.
Show me your favorite toy!
Cool!
Tell me your favorite knock-knock joke.
Knock knock
Who's there?
. . .
Pretend you are going to cut your brother's hair.
Do it in the manner of the word . . .
Sloppily!
Wow!
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Show me your favorite snack.
Yum!
Way cool!
Pretend you are going to give your mom a big kiss.
Do it in the manner of the word . . .
Ridiculously!
Show me how many times you can hop on one foot.
Whoa!
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?
Because he is a little shellfish.
Show me your favorite book.
Yay!
Pretend to be your favorite animal and I will try to guess.
Hmmm. A mongoose?
Pretend you are trying to put clothes on an octopus who is fighting for his life.
Do it in the manner of the word . . . .
One-handedly!
Show me how high you can jump.
Cool!
Which hand is better to write with?
Neither. It's better to write with a pencil.
Show me your favorite red thing.
Wow!
Keep it moving!
Pretend you are feeding an annoyed baby a jar of applesauce.
Do it in the manner of the word . . . .
Sleepily!
Show me how many sit ups you can do.
I can't count that high!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the mooooovies.
Show me your favorite brother.
Oooh!
Stand on your head!
Well done!
Pretend you are riding the bus to camp with all your friends.
Do it in the manner of the word . . .
noisily!
Show me a somersault!
That makes me dizzy!