Funny Things...
Why couldn't the cat drink his milk?
Because he didn't have a face!
Which travels faster: A cough or a sneeze?
A normal cough is 96 km/ph, a sneeze is often faster than 160 km/ph
True or False:
Tigers have striped skin not just striped fur.
True! The stripes are like fingerprints and no two tigers have the same pattern.
Which one of the following is illegal/非法 in Singapore?
A: Connecting to someone else's WiFi
B: Chewing gum
C: Smoking in public
All of these are illegal/非法 in Singapore!
Which Amberley teacher loves video games?
Mr. C
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch!
True of False:
Most toilet paper sold France is pink...
Most toilet paper sold for home use in France is pink.
Take a regular can of soda, and a diet can of soda... Which one will float in water?
A can of diet soda will float in water, regular soda cans will sink.
Which country has more camels living in the wild?
Africa or Australia?
Australia!
Which Amberley teacher used to be a professional dancer?
Mr. Tee
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You 'rocket' (get it... rock it...)
Is there is a McDonald’s restaurant on every continent in the world?
Nope! But there is a McDonald’s in every continent except Antartica.
Which living thing (animal, insect) can take the longest naps (sleeps)???
The snail! They can sleep for up to 3 years!
What kills more people per year...
Vending machines or Shark attacks?
Vending machines!!!
Weird!
Which Amberley teacher used to be a nurse?
Mrs. Heeman.
How does the ocean say hello?
It 'waves'...
True of False...
Your fingernails grow faster when you are cold...
True...
Yes or No???
Does your brain, itself, feel pain?
NOPE! It does not have the 'nociceptors' needed to feel actual pain.
What is bouncier? A ball of glass or a ball of rubber?
A ball of glass.
I know right! Weird!
Which Amberley teachers have been to China?
Mr. Tee and Mrs. Drewery.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
True of False... Honey has an expiry date (it goes bad after a long time in your cupboard)???
Nope! You could eat honey that is 3000 years old if you wanted to!
All dogs are banned from Antarctica since April 1994. This ban was made because of concern that dogs might spread diseases to seals.
In Skeleton Creek, is old Joe Bush real, or is he just in Ryan's imagination/想象?
Yes! He is really real! Just wait and see...
How many years has Mr. Tee been a teacher for?
13.5 years