Funny
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and Herss
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, or subtraction?
DROP THE S
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A STAMP
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh
HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CIRCLE HAVE?
TWO. THE INSIDE AND THE OUTSIDE
What goes up but never goes down??
YOUR AGE
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off, why does the other monkey jump too?
MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO
What has to be broken before being used??
AN EGG
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp, and you only have one match. What do you light first????
THE MATCH!!
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom
What is something that is yours but people use it more??
YOUR NAME