Insults
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Bad ideas
Punish time
Misc
100

“It was before the LORD who chose me instead of your father…”   

David to Michal

100

“Stop pursuing me, or I’ll have to strike you down. How will I look your brother ...in the face?”

Avner to Asahel

100

“let the young men come forward and play before us.”

Avner to Yoav

100

he reached out for the Ark of God and grasped it, for the oxen had stumbled.

Uzza

100

The LORD declares to you that He, the LORD, will establish a house for you.

Natan/God to David

200

“how can I go home and eat and drink and sleep with my wife... As you live, by your very life, I will not do this!”

Uriah to David

200

“Please don’t commit this wrong; to send me away would be even worse than the first wrong you committed against me.”

Tamar to Amnon

200

“Make the rounds of all the tribes of Israel, from Dan to Beer-sheba, and take a census of the people, so that I may know the size of the population.

David to Yoav

200

“There were two men in the same city, one rich and one poor.”

Natan to David

200

“Is Joab in league with you in all this?”

David to Actress

300

 “This time the advice that Ahithophel has given is not good.”

Chushai to Avshalom

300

“Why let that dead dog abuse my lord the king? Let me go over and cut off his head!”

Avishai to David

300

“your blood be on your own head! Your own mouth testified against you when you said, ‘I put the LORD’s anointed to death.’”

David to messenger

300

I stand guilty before the LORD!”

David

300

He shall build a house for My name, and I will establish his royal throne forever.

Hashem to Natan/David

400

“by showing love for those who hate you and hate for those who love you...you have made clear today that the officers and men mean nothing to you.”

Yoav to David

400

“where will I carry my shame? And you, you will be like any of the scoundrels in Israel! Please, speak to the king; he will not refuse me to you.”

Tamar to Amnon

400

“Lie down in your bed and pretend you are sick.

Amnon

400

“the man who did this deserves to die! He shall pay for the lamb four times over, because he did such a thing and showed no pity.”

David to Natan

500

“He is staying in Jerusalem...for he thinks that the House of Israel will now give him back the throne of his grandfather.”

Tziva to David

500

“Let not my lord hold me guilty, and do not remember the wrong your servant committed on the day my lord the king left Jerusalem”

Shimei to David

500

“deal gently with my boy…”

David to Generals

500

“Go and tell David, ‘Thus said the LORD: I hold three things over you; choose one of them, and I will bring it upon you.’”

Hashem to Gad

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