Tricky
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What is the maximum number of times a single page of a newspaper can be folded in half by hand?
Only once, because after that you will be folding it into quarters, eighths, etc.
Why can’t a woman living in the Europe be buried in Canada?
A living woman cannot be buried anywhere.
What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
A coin
What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
Post Office
What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?
A secret
If you divide 30 by half and add ten, what do you get?
If you divide 30 by 0.5, you get 60. Add ten and you have 70.
Why are movie stars considered cool?
Because they have so many fans.
What is it that goes up, but never comes down?
Age
If a monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will get the banana first?
None, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
If a plane crashes on the border between the Pakistan India, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors are not buried
On a Sunday morning, the oldest girl in a family was murdered. The father was reading the paper, the mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, and the girl’s brother was playing video games. Uncle George was visiting and was out getting the mail. Who murdered the girl?
Uncle George, because it was a Sunday and mail is not delivered on Sunday.
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Stairs
If ten birds are sitting in a tree and a hunter shoots one, how birds many are left in the tree?
None, because after one bird got shot, the rest flew away.
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time, because the wall is already built.
You are driving a bus. When you begin your route, there is an old woman named Mrs. Smith and a young boy named Raymond are on the bus. At the first stop, the old woman leaves, and a salesman, named Ed, enters. At the next stop, Jack and his sister Jill get on, as well as three women with shopping bags. The bus travels fifteen minutes, then stops and Raymond gets off and a man and his wife get on. Next, a woman with a bird in a cage gets on the bus. What is the name of the bus driver?
Well, remember that you are the one driving the bus!
Where is an ocean with no water?
On a map
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All the months have 28 days.
If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
Stop imagining.
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The 4 you took away
There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?
None of them, because policemen do not put out fires; firemen do.
What do you always see at the beginning of a parade?
The letter p
If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?
e-g-g w-h-i-t-e
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch or dinner