Dad Jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What is the name of Wendy's dog in Peter Pan?
Nana
In The Matrix, does Neo take the blue pill or the red pill?
Red
What was the first vegetable ever planted in space?
Potatoes
A group of lions is known as?
A pride
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints.
Who trained Hercules to be a Hero?
Philoctetes/Phil
What flavor of Pop Tarts does Buddy the Elf use in his spaghetti in Elf?
Chocolate
Although considered as nuts, these are actually seeds. What is it?
Almonds
Which bird is a universal symbol of peace?
A Dove
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
What are the names of Cinderella's step sisters?
Anastasia and Drizella
What TV show was Jack Nicholson referencing when he ad-libbed “Here’s Johnny!” in The Shining?
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Which country has the lowest meat consumption in the world?
India
A mandrill is what type of creature?
Monkey
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
The sorcerer’s name in Fantasia spells what backwards?
Yen Sid / Disney
What song plays over the opening credits of Guardians of the Galaxy?
“Come and Get Your Love” by Redbone
Which fruit resembles 60% of human DNA?
Bananas
A female deer is known as a?
Doe
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown
What are the names of the little fox and the hound from 1981’s The Fox and the Hound?
Tod (fox) and Copper (hound dog).
How many suns does Luke’s home planet of Tatooine have in Star Wars?
Two
Where did the french fries originate?
Although named “french fries”, it originally originated in Belgium.
Which mammal can truly fly?
Bat