Stuff Dads Say
His self-given initials
What is S.D.
Always poured over Frito Scoops
What is cheese dip
Dad's way of scratching his brain
What is putting his keys in his ear
Who is Babe Winkleman
The DeLormes always had this type of Christmas
What is a Craftsman Christmas
What is fumble ball ball ball
Dad always puts these two ingredients in his roast
What are Potatoes and carrots
Dad's favorite tool has resulted in damage to several of these
What is teeth
The best thing Dad ever did with his money
What is get an education
Dad's motorcycle reduces the monthly bills because it counts as this type of medical service
What is wind therapy
What is "Blank" Bar and Grill
Add butter, salt and pepper, and the recipe is complete
What is lutefisk
Don't let Dad watch TV late at night, or he might see a few too many of these, resulting in damage to the monthly budget
What is an infomercial
What is a telemarketer
Dad would say he could never have too many of these
What are guns
The unfortunate words uttered when he farts
What is Richochet Rabbit
We don't always like the way Dad "fruits" this recipe
What is stuffing
If Dad looks like a chipmunk, he's probably used too much of this bad habit
What is chewing tobacco
Dad would be a millionaire if he could only get a record label to record him singing this song
What is Hound Dog
What is his pocket change
What is fighting lions in Africa
It might not have been intentional, but Dad DeLorme and Circo have both had this toxic substance in their mouths
What is gasoline
Even in the dead of winter, Dad never seems to think it's necessary to wear these
What are pants
If Dad could have made big money playing a major league sport, it would have been this
What is football
This device would be in Dad's dream garage
What is a hydraulic car lift