Parker
Huh huh huh huh
Huuuuuuuuuuuu
Parker, Owen, Schimpf, Taylor, Kevin, Zeyad, Mitch Clam, and who?
Caden!
Welcome to ADPike Freshman year! Who is the last person you want to see there?
Who was the killer in DewDunnit?
Desi!
Who ran the pirate room in around the world?
Owen!
Who left those piles of groceries in the fridge?
Eli!
Jorge!
Shout out homecoming! Where did we go on Thursday night of that week?
Banditos!
Oh what up Dew Luau! What was that watermelon called?
Pepe le we actually couldn't remember. Who got it right?
I am so thirsty. Give me some...
Goat water!
Name at least two items Parker has peed on
Bed, Computer, Puff, Wall
This pool is dirty. Lets call...
He Jin Chi!
The final themed thursday went off for this reason
Schimpf took aux
Friendsgving! What was that ham called again?
Hamryn!
Who pays for the goat water?
Taylor
Parker was perplexed by Popeyes issue with the chicken sandwiches
How could they not have as many buns as chicken?
Pool room!
Welcome to tiny house! Owen please get this friends brother's friend off the roof
Who is Carly?
Katie Sisson attended the Dew Dunnit event with this name
Sasha Lindenbauer
How many minions does Linda have?
I have no clue maybe a million
Shoutout Dan! Whats his stage name now?
Dan Susong!
Why is it called dew?
Dude Mansion!
Welcome to Ketoberfest! Which member of dew did not puke that night?
I'm pretty sure we all did
What time did we wake up for the fake USC tailgate?
7am! maybe idk
What song did we play for the Dew Loko?
Taps