I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
White, since the only place you can do that is the North Pole and polar bears are the only kind of bears that live there.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
calendar
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
your breath
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you’ll know, when you do claim. Who am I?
DEATH
What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up?
Opportunity
I can’t be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I’m worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
love
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
a map
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
a wedding ring
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A MATCH
What can be driven although it doesn’t have wheels, sliced but stays whole?
A GOLF BALL
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
the number 8
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
Glass
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
pride
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?
SLEEP
WHAT'S OUR GROUP NAME?
BROWN
-CHANT
They fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, I work the opposite way. What am I?
mailbox
First I am dried, then I am wet. The longer I swim, the more taste you get. What am I?
Tea
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady’s delight. What am I?
violin
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A PREACHER
An elevator is on the ground floor. There are four people in the elevator including me. When the lift reaches the first floor, one person gets out and three people get in. The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out, 6 people get in. It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the elevator cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone else dies in the elevator except me. How did I survive?
I GOT OFF ON THE FIRST FLOOR
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
a piano
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
windmill
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
time
My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I’m always ready to tell a tale. What am I?
A BOOK
What letter comes next in the following sequence? D R M F S L T_
D – each letter represents one note in the diatonic musical scale: Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do