EGLIN AFB
THE OLYMPICS
JOKES
RANDOM
PUNS AND WORDPLAY
100

Bldg 260, CR 202

What is RN Front Office Group?

100

The most successful Olympian 

What is 'who is Michael Phelps'?

100

“I asked the Eglin wellness officer, ‘Can you teach me yoga?’ He said, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said...

What is ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.'”?

100

The second-largest advertiser on television today, behind automobiles

What is cereal?

100

This animal said to "put it on my bill"

What is a duck?

200

Established in 1935 as the Valparaiso Bombing and Gunnery Base

What is Eglin AFB?

200

Hosted the first modern Olympics

What is Athens, Greece?

200

The proper way to use a stress ball is...

What is to throw it at the last person to upset you

200

This red and white logo is recognized by 94% of the world's population

What is Coca-Cola?

200

Don't get into business with a cheetah...

What is "because cheetahs never prosper"?

300

Touted as best group on Eglin 

Who is FOG? (woohoo)

300

One of the sports added to the 2020 Olympics

What is karate or Sport Climbing or Skateboarding or Surfing?

300

Why chemists are great at solving problems

What is "because they have all the solutions"?

300
The most productive day of the workweek

What is Tuesday?

300

What the coffee told his date

What is 'You're so brew-tiful'?

400

McKinley Climatic Laboratory's customer for three weeks in August 2015

Who is Ford Motor Company?

400

Number of competitors competing in the 2020 Olympics 

What is a 11,000?

400

Why the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid

They are preparing for an Ariel assault

400

A quadrilateral whose four sides can be grouped into two pairs of equal-length sides that are adjacent to each other

What is a kite?

400

How to avoid burning Hawaiian pizza

What is 'Cook it at aloha temperature'?

500

Accompanied a flight from Eglin Field on 21 January 1944, in an experimental B-29

DOUBLE JEOPARDY

Who is Charles Lindbergh?

500

5,000 medals made of what will be handed out across 50 games and 33 different sports?

What is 'recycled electronics'?

500

He took a day off

What is 'Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?'

500

First menu items were hot dogs, not hamburgers

What is Mcdonald's?

500

Why are legs hereditary? 

What is 'Because they run in your jeans'?

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