Parent Companies
Chex + Haagen-Dazs + Hamburger Helper
General Mills
This celeb was killed by 4 of the 5 rounds shot by M.D. Chapman. Outside his famed house named "The Dakota".
John Lennon
Prince + Blood + Britain
Prince Charles is a Vampire
Proper Twelve
Irish Whiskey
Conor McGregor
The tallest mountain of all 50 US states.
Mt. Denali, Alaska
Soda stream + Sabritas + Quaker Oats
PEPSICO
This singer died in the state she was born in, Texas, after being shot by her own assistant at the hotel they were staying at.
Selena Quintanilla
Water pipes + Tooth decay + Communism
Fluoride was put into the drinking water to control our minds!
CÎROC
Vodka
Sean "Diddy" Combs
The widest river in the world
The Amazon river. 7mi wide
Uncle Ben's + Pedigree + Royal Canin
MARS
Killed outside his Miami home, this famous fashion designer was the target of an active serial killer.
Gianni Versace
E.U. + Sweaty + American Dollar
Global warming was a hoax created by the EU to damage the US economy.
Heaven' Door
Bourbon
Bob Dylan
The tallest mountain in Africa.
Mount Kilimanjaro
Calico + Google + Sidewalk Labs
Alphabet
A Motown icon, this man was killed by his father on the day before his 45th birthday.
Marvin Gaye
Knickerbocker + Lottery + Frozen
Frozen envelope theory, the Knicks rigged the draft to get Patrick Ewing.
Aviation
Gin
Ryan Reynolds
Largest active volcano on Earth
Mauna Loa, Hawai'i
Smucker's + Jif + Dunkin Donuts
J.M. Smucker
This celeb is thought to have been killed by her husband, who later famously fled police in his 1995 Ford Bronco.
Nicloe Brown Simpson
Messi - Bunker - Bastards
Hitler lived out his life in Argentina.
Dos Hombres
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston
Largest mountain in the solar system
Olympus Mons, Mars
(21,229m tall)