What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A Sponge
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The Future
What goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
What gets wet while drying?
A Towel
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A Bank
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
David's Parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and what's the name of the third son?
David
What has many keys but doesn't open any lock?
A Piano
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your Right Elbow
What is black when it's clean and white when it is dirty?
A Chalkboard
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A Hole
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your Breath
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A Window
What can't be put in a saucepan?
It's Lid
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
What can you catch but not throw?
A Cold
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What has words, but never speaks?
A Book
What can travel all around the world without leaving it's corner?
A Stamp
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your Name
If you're running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second Place
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me? What am I?
Your Shadow
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on board are married.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?