Character
Dialogue
Song
Actor
1

Bhai ne bola ragging karne ka to karne ka

1

Cottage cheese in a jeweller's shop 

1

kudiya tere vargi

1

His realname is Rajiv Bhatia

2

Dear husband,what is the meaning of "April fool"

2

Every team has a gangster

2

If you feel dizzy and your heart sinks

2

Kabhi kisi ko itna bhi mat darrao ki darr hi khatam ho jaye

3

Utha le re baba, utha le

3

When I die this old woman will be put in jail and will have to do penal labour.

3

Heart done mistake, mistake done by heart

3

Bheli chi nagin ne gali.. munna ve dorra a laagla..

4

Main Toh Aapko Yeh Padha Raha Tha Ki, Padhate Kaise Hain…



4

The lawyer never returns money

4

A string instrument being played in my pumping organ

4

Kabhi kisi ko itna bhi mat darrao ki darr hi khatam ho jaye

5

----name h mera, aankhen nikl k gotiyan khelunga

5

Don't dance in front of these morons

5

Your in-laws house is a marigold garden

5

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second

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